"Slug Bug"

“Slug bug!”

“Ow. What was that?”

“I saw a Beetle. I get to hit you.”

“That's stupid.”

“That's the rule.”

“Whatever.”

“Slug bug!”

“Where?”

“It passed us.”

“I'm sure.”

“Cruiser bruiser!”

“Ow. What's that?”

“Same thing but with a PT Cruiser.”

“You're a child.”

“Hummer bummer!”

“That really hurt.”

“Yeah?”

“Psych! Cruiser bruiser!”

“Nope. That's a Chevy HHR. They look the same.”

“Jerk.”

“Cop chop!”

“Quit.”

“Subaru boogaloo!”

“I'm going to drive us off the road. Seriously.”

***

Based on real life.