Saturday, April 9

"Slug Bug"

“Slug bug!”

“Ow. What was that?”

“I saw a Beetle. I get to hit you.”

“That's stupid.”

“That's the rule.”


“Slug bug!”


“It passed us.”

“I'm sure.”

“Cruiser bruiser!”

“Ow. What's that?”

“Same thing but with a PT Cruiser.”

“You're a child.”

“Hummer bummer!”

“That really hurt.”


“Psych! Cruiser bruiser!”

“Nope. That's a Chevy HHR. They look the same.”


“Cop chop!”


“Subaru boogaloo!”

“I'm going to drive us off the road. Seriously.”


Based on real life.

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